Adam’s Female Side Was Separated To Speed Up Reproduction

Adam had the female side of his being removed, and Eve was formed, with a new body style, around it. Both versions, male and female, were given a gift, so as to throw GAS on the FIRE of reproduction.

The Adam’s “rib removal” concept, to start the female body, is a ludicrous delusion to hide where we came from.

“God is a Spirit” (John 4:24) and “spirit gives birth to spirit” (John 3:6). God, as a Spirit is FULLY SELF CONTAINED and needs no “partner” to reproduce. He is what we call a HERMAPHRODITE – both genders contained in a single unit.

In Genesis 1:26, Jesus is speaking with His Father regarding His upcoming parenthood. “Let us make man in OUR IMAGE”. They formed/created Adam’s body from the dust of the earth, and then squeezed into it a spirit that had been given birth to by it’s Father, Jesus. Jesus is the Father of all human spirits – he gave birth to every single one of us – which resulted in the 98.6 degree furnace blazing in your chest right now.

The Big Problem

The problem with this original arrangement was that Adam, and his hermaphroditic sons had very little or no motivation to reproduce. Just have enough kids to “get things done, and then we can cruise”. Of course this would have made God want to pull His hair out, since He had already bore/begotten millions if not billions of spirit children, all in dire need of a physical body so they could GROW UP – but here is body making kids were DRAGGING THEIR FEET and slowed the process down to a snails pace!! So God came up with a plan to THROW GASOLINE on the fire of reproduction…

When God made Adam (man) “in His image”, he built the body as a hermaphrodite – both genders built into one body. Adam (a single spirit) could reproduce independently, on his own, no partner needed. Genesis 1:28 God blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number.

Gen 2:20 – For Adam (man) no suitable helper was found.  So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of the man’s SIDES and then closed up the place with flesh. Then the Lord God made a woman from the SIDE he had taken out of the man, and he brought her to the man.

The key to understanding here, as usual, is hidden in their WORDGAMES of the Bible translators!! The answer is right there in the footnote* included, to clarify the word “rib” in both places.

*Or took part of the man’s side.” (NOT RIB)

PUTTING THE POP INTO REPRODUCTION

Yes, the FEMALE SIDE – including many unique traits – that Adam was originally designed to contain, were removed. He then transplanted the FEMALE HALF OUT of Adam to design a smokin’ hot new body-style. This new body came complete with it’s own survival “tactics” inbuilt, to house the “other side of Adam”. We know this new arrangement as the female human. Same key components as before, with a few details rearranged. Specifically, this version comes exclusively with a WOMB to hold new babies. This new version got the name womb-man.

The key ingredient that He included with these new designs was a “quick trip to heaven”, with the HUMAN ORGASM. This addictive little trip to paradise is the spark needed to explode the human population and have plenty of physical bodies that require one of His spirit babies – now getting close to 8 Billion – so we can grow up and learn our lessons.

He needs lots of bodies because He gave birth to a lot of spirit babies, who need bodies to learn their lessons and grow up. The quickest and most efficient way us humans learn our lessons is in bodies, here on earth – this is God’s great classroom.

The afterlife is where we go to consider all the ways we blew it in our previous life, and how we plan to eliminate those “blow it’s” in our next opportunity to motor around in God’s great classroom (earth) in one of these rock and roll, top of the line, human bodies.

This is Part 2 in a 3 Part Series About Adam and Eve.

1. 1. God Made Adam’s Body A Hermaphrodite Like Himself
   2. Adam’s Female Side Was Separated To Speed Up Reproduction
   3. Nephilim Were Adam’s Hermaphroditic Human Children

Russell Dibird